tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82499422027758357462024-03-05T23:50:29.637-08:00The [Awesome] NerdlifeHere's where I geek out about random stuff and give you an insight to my super amazing nerdlife. Everything on here is done in HTML, and my jams are WICKED AWESOME. Enj oy!Eyepokehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09739886882096229960noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8249942202775835746.post-45741766748466054102016-01-25T15:23:00.000-08:002016-01-25T15:23:42.931-08:00Update on the Cliffhanging Problem<p>
I got my books (yay!) but I have to read a novel for English on top of all that. Will I never get to read what I want?! I feel like that guy off of <i>The Twilight Zone</i>.Eyepokehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09739886882096229960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8249942202775835746.post-90773638562334377722016-01-21T18:24:00.003-08:002016-01-21T18:26:38.448-08:00Cliffhangers<p>
I'm hanging on the edge of THREE CLIFFHANGERS right now!!!
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So here's how it started.<br>I was reading the Unwanteds series (I'm on book 3 now), but while I was meandering around the library one day I came across a really great book, <i>The Young Elites</i>. Two books now. Little did I know that <i>The Young Elites</i> was ALSO in a series, leaving me doomed to read two books at once for an undisclosed amount of time! What's more, the third Unwanteds book has a <i>TERRIBLE, AWFUL, PAINFULLY IRKSOME</i> cliffhanger. I mean, I'm okay with a feeling of suspense at the end of a book, but at least most draw to a conclusive semi-ending! But NOOOOO, Lisa McMann just had to choose the most screaming gasping intense moment in the WHOLE BOOK to end on! And then! AND THEN! <i>THE FREAKING LIBRARY DIDN'T HAVE THE NEXT BOOK IN YET!! AND I DON'T OWN IT!! AND THERE WASN'T EVEN A PREVIEW AT THE END OF THE STUPID BOOK!!!</i></P>
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<i>The Young Elites </i>was less like that, but I still need to read the next one. (The school's library doesn't have it, but the local one does, thank gosh.)
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But the snowball of cliffhanging continues, my friends. You see, having nothing to read at the moment, I needed something to hold me out until I could get my hands on the next bits of the series.' I decided to read <i>Uglies</i>, a book I received for Christmas. It was a pretty interesting destopia. But, what do you know? Another cliffhanger. And I can't get the next book.</p><p>Whoop-dee-doo.</p>Eyepokehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09739886882096229960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8249942202775835746.post-82802322993133765932016-01-16T09:07:00.000-08:002016-01-16T09:07:35.708-08:00Loki is a BilgesnipeSo I was watching the Avengers yesterday.<br />
We were watching the part were Thor mentions Bilgesnipe.
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Thor - "The Bilgesnipe, you know. Huge, scaly, big antlers...? You don't have those?"<br /> Coulson - "I don't think so."<br />
Thor - "Well, they are repulsive, and they trample everything in their path."
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And then my little brother chimes in, "Just like Loki!"<br />
So I said, "Yeah but they aren't huge and scaly with big-- *GASP* Wait a second."
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So apparently Loki is a bilgesnipe! I mean, he's not so huge, but he's definitely scaly and definitely has big antlers. How funny!
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RRG! I just dropped my half-made PBJ BUTTER SIDE DOWN!! I wish physics didn't work like that. I was really looking forward to that sandwich!!
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I'm having Captain Crunch instead.
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I just finished a book, <i>The Young Elites</i>, and really liked it! It actually came out in October of 2014, so it's pretty recent. I'm excited to start the next one.
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkKWRmRywbc">I like this review.</a>
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I drew this. :) FAN ART YEY.</p>
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Today my Phys. Ed. class switched from Gym to Health for second semester.
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I sat a few seats away from my friend Julia, who had arrived earlier.
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"Jonni!" she said. "On a scale of one to ten, how bad would you rate the outcome of this semester, based on the board?"
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I looked up at the whiteboard at the front of the classroom. On it was written: "CHAPTER 12 TERMS" and a list of words including 'adolescence,' 'reproduction,' 'sperm,' 'uterus,' and 'testes,' as well as many others of that nature.
<p> "Oh gosh," I said.</P>
Later, we were assigned to write down the definition for each term. I <i>really</i> hope that no one is stupid enough to use Urban Dictionary for this.
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<b><p>The rating? Eleventy-two.</p></b>Eyepokehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09739886882096229960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8249942202775835746.post-66781535330972938052015-12-23T13:13:00.000-08:002015-12-23T13:14:07.103-08:00My Brother Has Had a Terrible Misunderstanding About LOTR<p>
So I had an interesting conversation with my little bro today.
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Brother - Say something like that one guy from Lord of the Rings. You know, like in Elvish.
Me - I don't know what an Elvish accent sounds like!
Brother - Just say something like that guy who was the king at the end.
Me - Aragorn?
Brother - Yeah, that guy. With the evil eyebrows forever cursed to be grouchy.
Me - WHAT?!
Brother - You know!
Me - First of all, Aragorn is HUMAN! Second, ELROND is the one with the eyebrows of doom!!
Brother - Oh, I thought Aragorn was an Elf.
Me - NO!
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Sorry if this is just an obvious thing that everyone already knows.
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I was thinking the other day. It was actually pretty LUCKY that Anna was turned to ice at the exact time she did. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDjRQzDYdos">Click this link and watch it.</a> You'll notice that at the very moment Hans' sword collides with her fingers, she turns to ice, thus shattering the sword and creating a blast that knocks him back. However, if she hadn't frozen then, the sword would have simply sliced through her hand. Having already been weakened in the first place, Anna would not be to do anything other than cower next to Elsa, and most likely trying in vain to staunch the constant flow of blood. And THEN she would freeze.
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Hans would just ignore this (perhaps let out a frustrated huff) and attempt to kill Elsa a second time. Although, as I'm writing this, I realise that, once Elsa noticed that she was being MURDERED, she would defend herself.
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A number of things could happen next. I suppose that Elsa could be overwhelmed by grief or angst and simply not care anymore. Or she could be overwhelmed by grief and anger and turn into a berserker to destroy Hans. One thing's for sure though. The movie would be at least a couple minutes longer if Elsa had to defend herself.
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But all things considered, the chances are that it's better that Anna froze when she did. To be honest, if her hand got sliced like that, it would not be much of a kid's movie anymore. And let's face it, she was going to be saved anyway.
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Amazing!!
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I actually like this as much as the original. It's really great!
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(Can I just say that his boots are AWESOME!)
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<br />Eyepokehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09739886882096229960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8249942202775835746.post-87400064816019205342015-11-25T15:01:00.001-08:002015-11-25T15:09:46.131-08:00Happy Holidays!<p style="color:red">
I guess technically THANKSGIVING would be the proper holiday right now, but I think that Thanksgiving counts as part of Christmas. Like a prelude or an appetizer something.
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To match the season, I have added to my jams a number of Christmassy songs at the bottom. Enj oy!
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HAPPY CHRISTMAS THNKSGVN AN' ALL THAT!!
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I know what you're thinking. 'This is the awesome thing that she's going to do to make her blog better.' Well, YOU'RE WRONG! This is just a poem.
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I'm really happy with the way this came out actually. It has rhymes in all the right places. Enj oy!
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Thunder<br>A Marvellous Poem By Jonni<br>
<p style=font-size:17px;text-align:center>Thunder.<br>CRASH.<br>Jagged, Powerful<br>BOOM.<br>A bold follow-up of lightning,<br>Smashing, crashing, pounding against the sky.<br>Invisible yet frightening<br>The Stormbringer<br>Causing quakes and shakes and shouting over the roar of the wind.<br>Making claps that rip apart the clouds<br>Assertive;<br>Nature's mighty King on high.
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My blog isn't very awesome, so I am going to do something.
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Not sure what...
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But I will post it soon.
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Ohmigosh.
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I'm so glad that someone likes Doctor Who this much because I am SPEECHLESS. I fangirled SO much over this.<br>In short, IT'S AWESOME.
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMPGpRGwiCk">Awesome Cosplay Tips and Stuff, you should totally check out this guys videos because he is a GENIUS.</a>Eyepokehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09739886882096229960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8249942202775835746.post-85802398987015524832015-09-12T12:24:00.002-07:002015-09-13T08:45:23.464-07:00Fall Out Boy<p>
I am absolutely in LOVE with this band!! I think they are actually the ONLY band that I can recognize, name and enjoy more than three of their songs. They're awesome. It's like heavy metal, except not stupid and without the pointless screaming. Like Thirty Seconds To Mars for instance. All they do is sound depressed and angryish and scream a lot. Not really very AWESOME if you know what I mean. It's like wanna-be adrenaline. It's like they are trying to be epic, but just missed it. Fall Out Boy is PERFECT. Feel free to listen on my playlist over <b>there</b>
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Eyepokehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09739886882096229960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8249942202775835746.post-36173899261908689232015-07-15T08:24:00.001-07:002015-07-15T08:24:04.094-07:00Papa Louie Characters - Again<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Rose Tyler and Amy Pond</div>
<br />Eyepokehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09739886882096229960noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8249942202775835746.post-66913399700464079202015-06-21T13:58:00.003-07:002015-06-21T13:58:40.731-07:00Ninth Doctor Papa Louie StyleHere he is! He didn't come out as well as I thought, but there is <i>some</i> resemblance...<br />
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Eyepokehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09739886882096229960noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8249942202775835746.post-83560626732170867222015-06-21T13:35:00.003-07:002015-06-21T13:35:54.656-07:00Doctor Who Meets Papa LouieI'm such a huge Doctor Who geek.
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You know those Papa Louie games? The ones where you cook food for your customers and they grade you (quite rudely at times) on how well you did. Papa's Taco Mia, Papa's Freezeria, Papa's Cheeseria, etc. Well, they have this new thing where you can create a custom worker that you can play as. In Papa's Cheeseria, I could get REALLY detailed with it, so I made these.
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Can you guess <b>WHO</b> they are? (See what I did there? Heh heh.)<br />
It's the tenth doctor, the tenth doctor with glasses, and the eleventh doctor!<br />I wanted to give the eleventh doctor suspenders, but I couldn't give him suspenders without losing the bow tie (only one accessory per character). I could have probably made the ninth too, but I was using my brother's game and didn't want to waste his money on outfits.</p>Eyepokehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09739886882096229960noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8249942202775835746.post-45101673496359706572015-06-02T11:35:00.000-07:002015-06-02T11:35:29.541-07:00<h3 class="post-title entry-title" itemprop="name" style="background-color: #141414; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 22px; font-stretch: normal; margin: 0px; position: relative;">
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I just LOVE those little soaps you can find at hotels! They're these little <c style="font-size: 11px;">fun-sized thingies; they're so cute!<c style="font-size: 13px;"> I collect them. I actually think that hotel soaps are better than regular soap bars. They are REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY cute for one thing. Also, they carry a scent so fragrant it would bring the most evil sin to humble repentance, the worst overwhelming sadness to ease, the most voracious, piggish starvation to deep satisfaction! O, hotel soaps, I beseech thee! ...Ok, maybe that's a bit of an overstatement, but the point still stands! Oh, that gives me an idea!* Anyway, I love them. Obviously. My collection consists of:<br /> -Neutrogena french milled soap<br /> -Aromae Botanicals face bar<br /> -Neutrogena body lotion<br /> -2 packets of Beach Mist conditioning shampoo<br /> -2 bottles of Pantene 2in1 shampoo and conditioner<br /> -2 packets of moist towelettes<br /> -Sweet Bouquet face and body soap</c></c><br />
*My idea is to make a poem in an Old English sort of Shakespeare-y way (maybe a sonnet) about hotel soap. ;P I will post it up if I ever think of anything decent!</div>
Eyepokehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09739886882096229960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8249942202775835746.post-56981920492211526782015-05-12T15:08:00.001-07:002015-05-12T15:14:33.285-07:00My Top Ten Doctor Who Monsters<p>
Ok, so I was doing that thing where you're in love with a show and you look up everything you can about it the other day. I looked up some people's top ten Doctor Who monsters, and most of the lists sucked. So I'm making my own! (Keep in mind these are only monsters from the ninth and tenth doctors.)
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10. Daleks<br>I like the daleks mainly because they're kinda cool, even though they do look like crappy vacuum cleaners with plungers and whisks that kill you. They can fly, suck the knowledge out of your brain, go through a million combinations in a second, and kill you just like <i>that</i>. And those killer voices! Yeah, they are a bit ridiculous, but seriously, if you heard that voice and there were daleks patrolling your street, wouldn't you immediately hide in the basement and cower for hours? (Unless you're someone AWESOME like Harriet Jones or Rose Tyler or the Doctor.) The problem with them is that they're so repetitive! They were awesome the first six times I watched them, but now they're just so bland.
<br><br>9. The Master<br>This is arguably cheating, but he is really awesome. You hear the Face of Boe's voice saying 'You are not alone' and you try to decipher the meaning, and then there is this WICKED AWESOME reveal with Prof. Yana and you get all excited and then he has a big appetite or something. The master is really cool!
<br><br>8. Weeping Angels<br>A lot of Whovians would be really mad that the Angels weren't number one, but they weren't too scary. They were really original and cool though. It's like scary for people who don't like to be scared. They're good!!!!
<br><br>7.Ood<br>These are really cool aliens. They are just really cool. I like them a lot! Not sure how to explain.
<br><br>6. Vashta Nerada<br>These aliens were actually quite scary and well thought out. It awesome that they manipulated dead people's skeletons to attack. I liked that they used the Vashta Nerada to explain everyone's "irrational" fear of the dark and that they are supposedly the dust flying in sunbeams.
<br><BR>5. The Scribble Monster<br>I know what your thinking: "Why on Earth would she choose something so obscure and dumb?" I was wondering the same thing. It was kind of funny though. If you don't like it, then it's the Beast. He was pretty terrifying.
<BR><BR>4. Empty Child<Br>Haven't seen this one for awhile, but it scared the poop out of me when I watched it as a kid. I thought it was very clever how they thought up the nanogenes and everything. Very intriguing.
<BR><BR>3. Raxacoricofallapatorians<br>These monsters are really awesome! It peeves me how most people say 'Slitheen' instead of calling them by their proper name. 'Raxacoricofallapatorian' is a species; 'Slitheen' is a surname. The whole gas exchange thing is clever.
<BR><BR>2. The Clown Monster Thingies Whose Name I Forget<br><img src="https://doctorwhofromthestart.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/the-girl-in-the-fireplace3.png" style="length: 345px; width:335px"> Yeah. These guys. <br>They are really creepy. Like really creepy. What's creepier than high-tech clowns with a lot of knives?
<BR><BR>1. The Flood<br>These guys are by far the scariest thing I've ever seen on Doctor Who. So far. The concept of just one drop of infected water can transform you into THAT is SUPER disturbing. The actual transformation is scary, with that horrible shaking and then all of a sudden your buddy is a deformed sopping wet murderous monster. And the appearance of those guys is just TERRIFYING!! With that broken-up mouth, and the staring blank eyes, and the water dripping everywhere! The atmosphere also just made you KNOW that the Floody person will kill you, no matter what! Even if you hide, water can wait, as the Doctor says, and you will die eventually. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! <BR><BR>1. The Face of Boe<br>I like him because he's just freaking AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! I was sad when Capt. Jack was the Face, though, because Jack's a fat arrogant pig. And YES, I already did a number one, but it was really close and it's MY list, so I can cheat if I want.
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<p>Honorable Mentions: [Will put something here later]
<p> I didn't put much thought into this rating, but it's close enough. I just picked the best monsters that came to mind and ordered them. Enj oy!Eyepokehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09739886882096229960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8249942202775835746.post-45002357039011498952015-04-24T13:48:00.000-07:002015-04-24T13:48:03.457-07:00<P>
At school in Art, our class did a play. It was a trial based around ancient Egyptian stuff. I was an old lady and I was AWESOME!! I was going to type the script, but it didn't save. I am really angry right now. But I ad-libbed and got a lot of laughs!
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Eyepokehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09739886882096229960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8249942202775835746.post-56047688186225930842015-04-20T14:00:00.000-07:002015-04-20T14:00:41.042-07:00Sweetness.<p>
Donna is NOT my favorite companion, because ROSE!!!!! Duh! She's still pretty cool though. this video totally sums up Donna and the Doctor though. I love it!
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8gs2OBL2Cc">The Doctor and Donna!</a>Eyepokehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09739886882096229960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8249942202775835746.post-57155113784906040442015-04-17T13:55:00.003-07:002015-04-17T13:55:57.471-07:00Paddle<p>
At my school, when a kid breaks a rule, they get a piece of paper called a minor or an office discipline referral.
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I believe these punishments to be insufficient. You see, humans, especially lately, have been REALLY stupid. Chopping down trees, killing animals, pollution, and the whole addiction to Apple products and junk. We are so arrogant in thinking that we are superior to animals because we're smarter. Well, that is really our ONLY advantage (which can get us pretty far, but a man wouldn't beat a tiger in a fight) and it is slipping drastically. Anyway, a piece of paper isn't going to make the idiots of today stop acting up. So I thought that maybe it would be a good idea to bring the paddle back to school (as well as the dunce cap). Giving the students a spanking would really make them think twice before breaking another rule. Not only would it hurt them, but the humiliation of laying across a teacher's knees and being swatted on the rump would be agonizing. Now some of us may be thinking, "But that's so cruel! That's child abuse! Why do you think they got rid of the paddle in the first place?" My answer is, in addition to being stupid, people are wimps. Everybody should just freaking SUCK IT UP. I mean, seriously! If you get a BRUISE it's considered child abuse. I believe that with a paddle in every classroom the behavior issues in school would lower dramatically.
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Bring back the paddle! Who's with me? (comment below)
</p>Eyepokehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09739886882096229960noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8249942202775835746.post-22675542937070651902015-04-11T10:07:00.001-07:002015-04-11T10:07:33.517-07:00Allow Me To Sum Up My Day So Far.<p>
A A A A A A R R R R G G G G H H H H R R R R R R A A A M M M M M M G G G G B P P P T H H M M M M M M M P P P P H H H H H R R R R A A A A A A A A A A A A H H ! ! ! !
</P>Eyepokehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09739886882096229960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8249942202775835746.post-39457033055316073152015-04-09T15:15:00.001-07:002015-06-02T11:31:38.816-07:00Hotel Soaps<p>
I just LOVE those little soaps you can find at hotels! They're these little <c style="font-size:11px">fun-sized thingies; they're so cute!<c style="font-size:13px"> I collect them. I actually think that hotel soaps are better than regular soap bars. They are REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY cute for one thing. Also, they carry a scent so fragrant it would bring the most evil sin to humble repentance, the worst overwhelming sadness to ease, the most voracious, piggish starvation to deep satisfaction! O, hotel soaps, I beseech thee! ...Ok, maybe that's a bit of an overstatement, but the point still stands! Oh, that gives me an idea!* Anyway, I love them. Obviously. My collection consists of: <br> -Neutrogena french milled soap<br> -Aromae Botanicals face bar<br> -Neutrogena body lotion<br> -2 packets of Beach Mist conditioning shampoo<br> -2 bottles of Pantene 2in1 shampoo and conditioner<br> -2 packets of moist towelettes<br> -Sweet Bouquet face and body soap
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*My idea is to make a poem in an Old English sort of Shakespeare-y way (maybe a sonnet) about hotel soap. ;P I will post it up if I ever think of anything decent!
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