My Brother Has Had a Terrible Misunderstanding About LOTR

So I had an interesting conversation with my little bro today.

Brother - Say something like that one guy from Lord of the Rings. You know, like in Elvish.
Me - I don't know what an Elvish accent sounds like!
Brother - Just say something like that guy who was the king at the end.
Me - Aragorn?
Brother - Yeah, that guy. With the evil eyebrows forever cursed to be grouchy.
Me - WHAT?!
Brother - You know!
Me - First of all, Aragorn is HUMAN! Second, ELROND is the one with the eyebrows of doom!!
Brother - Oh, I thought Aragorn was an Elf.
Me - NO!