Middle School & Health Class

Today my Phys. Ed. class switched from Gym to Health for second semester.

I sat a few seats away from my friend Julia, who had arrived earlier.

     "Jonni!" she said. "On a scale of one to ten, how bad would you rate the outcome of this semester, based on the board?"

I looked up at the whiteboard at the front of the classroom. On it was written: "CHAPTER 12 TERMS" and a list of words including 'adolescence,' 'reproduction,' 'sperm,' 'uterus,' and 'testes,' as well as many others of that nature.

     "Oh gosh," I said.

Later, we were assigned to write down the definition for each term. I really hope that no one is stupid enough to use Urban Dictionary for this.

The rating? Eleventy-two.